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The Collected Writings of Sardonicus

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 3:07 PM


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Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 10:00 PM

This is my assessment of the top tier candidates (repeat, only the top tier - I'll comment on the rest later):

DEMOCRATS
Hillary Clinton - Mostly the big name establishment candidate that Democrats believe will bring sanity and competence (a.k.a. Bill Clinton) back into the White House. Her biggest advantage is that because she's a Clinton, she can color herself as the Anti-Bush Candidate. Ironically, she's effectively a warhawk and her political style is - out of all the top tier Democrat candidates - most similar to George W. Bush's. Top fund-raising numbers will make her formidable.

Barak Obama - Currently the top Anti-Hillary Candidate. Good style and a commanding presence. The trendy candidate, who likes to present himself as the fresh face that will change Washington. It's an illusion. He has had virtually no influence in Washington, and has had no connection at all with any significant legislation passed through Congress. His supporters like to point out he was against the war since the beginning, but seem unaware with the fact that his actual voting record on Iraq is identical with Hillary Clinton's, and neither he nor Clinton can say that they will have the US withdrawn from Iraq in their first term.

John Edwards - Smart and pretty, he's the populist candidate. His youthfulness and polish can be a liability. He will have a lot of trouble because he seems most honest about the possibility of raising taxes. His signature issues involve expanding domestic welfare programs as well as creating global welfare programs (including taxing to pay for public education in Africa). Currently fighting to replace Obama as the Anti-Hillary Candidate, which very well may happen - for racial rather than political reasons. He'll be the last resort for the people who don't believe a woman or a black man CAN win the general election in 2008.

REPUBLICANS
Rudy Giuliani - a social moderate (relative the to rest of the Republican field), which is a liability in the primaries but an asset in the general election. A fearmonger, but for honest purposes - he sees terrorism as a huge threat and he's a pitbull that wants to go for Al Qaeda's throat. Extremely intelligent and articulate, his snappish and impatient demeanor may not win the affection of Middle America. Also needs to expand his message: he's too often associated only with New York and 9/11, and his foreign policy is to continue GW Bush's.

John McCain - Has the best politics, but has lost his roguish charm - he's an establishment candidate. He's starting to at least appear old and senile, losing his ability to inspire excitement. His campaign is in a disarray, he's shedding support (although he's gaining some back). Out of the top tier of the GOP Candidates, he's least likely to give specific answers and explanations to the issues of the day. His Immigration bill hurt him... a LOT. It remains to be seen whether or not he will be able to raise enough money now to continue a top tier campaign.

Mitt Romney - Most organized and disciplined campaigner. But also most vulnerable to the "flip-flopper"-image that crippled Kerry's campaign in 2004. Extremely nuanced, he lacks the clarity of GW Bush. It's difficult to really understand his politics on a deeper level - he's extremely good at selling his ideas even when they're not good. It remains to be seen how his Mormonism affects his chances, but he has relatively few vulnerabilities. In fact, his biggest vulnerability (other than flip-flopping) may be that he seems to be to good to be true. Soon we'll have the "robot" and "mannequin" references that slowed down Al Gore's and Kerry's unsuccessful campaigns.

My favorite candidate overall: Joe Biden. I'd encourage all to look him up.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 6:24 PM

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Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 6:13 PM

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Paranoid Personality Disorder:Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder:High
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:Low
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low

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You scored 41 Idealism, 54 Nonconformity, 41 Nerdiness




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Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:26 PM

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Sonnet (DGLD)

OPPOSITE: Hornivore, Random Brutal Sex Master

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at 4:07 PM

YOU ARE THE CONCERNED ARCHITECT

about you
You are an Architect

Your preference for concrete, visually pleasing things, combined with your confidence and your respect for order make you an ARCHITECT.

You are logical and detail-oriented, which allows you to get things done efficiently.

You are quite sure of yourself, so that you tend to know the best ways of doing things.

Your eye for aesthetic beauty and style indicates that you know a lot about design.

Having a routine and sticking to it is important to you; you find comfort in tradition and familiarity.

Self-reliance is something in which you take great pride—you are confident and down to earth.

You have a basic faith in yourself in many areas of your life, allowing you to be self-assured when facing challenges.

Your independent streak allows you to make decisions efficiently and to trust your instincts


If you want to be different:

Try moving beyond the things that you find comfortable—open yourself up to a broader range of experiences.

Question how much you know about things by imagining different possibilities.


how you relate to others
You are Concerned

Your understanding of others' emotions, your sense of right and wrong, and your skeptical nature make you CONCERNED.

Your observations of your environment, in concert with your clearly defined worldview, leads you to be aware of the feelings of others.

Because you can read people well, and because you can understand their feelings, you are often bothered by others' insensitive behavior.

While you appreciate others' emotional nature, you don't think their emotional concerns should take precedence over their obligations to society.

You prefer to be in smaller groups, as big groups can occasionally get out of hand.

Order and structure are somewhat important to you—you believe that people's feelings are better protected when others are respectful and follow certain societal guidelines.

You tend to share your feelings with a few individuals who are close with you, but otherwise you are a somewhat private person.


If you want to be different:

Let your caring nature allow you to put more trust in people in general—you can have more faith in them without losing your valuable skepticism.