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The Collected Writings of Sardonicus

Saturday, September 10, 2005 at 12:37 AM

My snacks. We gotta keep our energy up, you know. That was a Royal "We."

It's been a long day. A day of countless trials and tribulations, tests of skill and determination; rites of passage into adulthood. Few men survive, but those that do recieve unimaginable honors. Those that fail must suffer eternally within the belly of the mighty Sarlaac, perpetually shifting between life and death ...

My GOD, what I'm saying is important and all... but I just gotta interrupt and say... Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show is just not a funny man. I changed the channel already but I'm still pissed. I gotta go let off some steam...