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The Collected Writings of Sardonicus

Friday, November 04, 2005 at 1:03 AM

Back at school and feeling sick. Great. But I just put clean bedsheets on my wonderful bed. She's... she's BEAUTIFUL. So warm and soft, yet firm where it needs to be firm. Well, she looks good in anything of course, but she definitely cleans up well.

Ode to My Bed by Harticus

O' her sweet pillowy bosom beckons
To my gentle soul like a sweet Siren!
But alas, her song is deceptive, for
No man has returned from the warm embrace
Of her mystical sheets. Ho, Temptation!
Thou art truly a cunning seductress!!
Dear Restraint, why hast thou forsaken me...

Bedtime.

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