HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLEAnnoy People - General
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Chew other people's pencils
3. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
4. Wear large hats during the movies
5. Touch strangers
6. Bite your dentist's finger
7. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
8. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
9. Shake with your left hand
10. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
11. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
12. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
13. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
14. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
15. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Annoy Cops
16. Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!"
17. When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin.
18. Refer to him by his first name.
19. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
Annoy Your roomate
20. Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
21. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
22. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
23. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
24. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
25. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative.
26. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
27. Give him/her an allowance.
Annoy your examiner during a Driver's Test
28. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
29. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
30. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
