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The Collected Writings of Sardonicus

Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 3:05 PM

SDLFKJLDSKFJLK! I AM ANGRY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! Screw you and your precious "TimeSelect" articles. All I want are the editorials and columns. Is that too much to ask? I've been trying to learn to live with it the past few months, but now I'm calling you out. I'm drawing the line here... See that lightpost at the end of the road? We have to run around it and back. First to cross the finish line wins. Loser admits they suck. I hate you.

Hmm, what do I do about that other thing?